What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:31

Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.